Kamis, 05 Juli 2012

Computers have Sexes, too~!


I just found out that My Laptop is a WOMAN!
Sweet hell! MY LAPTOP CAN TALK!!!
and the most shocking news is: SHE PROPOSED ME!!!
She ain't Beyonce though, bcoz if she was Beyonce, then she would say: if you really like then you shoulda put a ring on it! okay??!! *kriikk...
what a hell??!
anyways...try it...although it's not that impressive but yet it's worth trying 'coz you're not gonna damage you computer...





follow these easy STEPS:
(for Windows OS I guess. never tried it on Mac or Linux)
1. Open notepad
2. type these codes:
CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice").Speak"I Love You"
3. Save it under the name: xyz.vbs
4. Open the folder where you just saved the file; double click it to open the file (make sure your speaker is active and loud enough to blow your head off! haha kidding..)
5. If it is working, then you'll hear a voice coming out, saying: "I Love You"
6. If it is a Woman's voice then your computer's Sex is a Female, vice versa.
7. You can try another sentence anyways. just replace the: "I Love You" with something like "You Are Beautiful".

Try it and comment below to share what's your computer's Sex. damn yeah! technology these days has become more and more crazier (and I use more+crazier bcoz using only crazier wouldn't be enough to describe how cray cray it is!) but yet I'll never point my two thumbs upward unless it can create food in front of my computer (*poke my friend: Dave. haha!).
Nice try though...

JOY, REJOICE and ENJOY!!! 

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